I am not a fan of the rain delay

1.

• A-rod and Mrs A-Rod start to have marriage problems
• Guy Ritchie and Madonna start to have marriage problems
• Lenny Kravitz is hanging around Paris
• Mrs A-rod leaves Miami and is said to be shacked up in Paris with Mr Kravitz
• Slappy McBluelips is seen leaving Madonna's swanky New york pad at all hours of the day (eugh...its been a while since The Androids...i wish someone knew what i was talking about)
  End Result: alot of phonecalls from guy ritchie to Vinnie Jones etc saying "soooo man, its been awhile, fancy getting a beer later on"...i bet its lonely to be Guy Ritchie, so lonely.
  
  

2. 55% of Americans would rather have Obama at their 4th of July bbq than Mcain...election over? An emphatic YES, a grill is alot like a country, the man that i trust to cook my meat is the man i would trust to have his finger on the red button. This guaranteed victory for Obama indicates one thing- a presidential campaign is incredibly easy. I hope i can count on your support for the Bradley/McNeely ticket in 2012(sure getting Gavin involved would probably make sense but i imagine a not so epic power struggle would ensue and he would be victorious) where we shall make speeches that equate to walking to the podium, banging our fists and yelling "CHANGE!!!" as loud as we can then going for celebratory beers...just like Obama.

3. I've had my fair share of awkward sitcom-esque wake ups ranging from surprise visits from maintenance men who need to be told "one second" to "hey isn't that your dad's car outside?" but this one takes the awkward cake and not a regular cake, one of those giant eighteen tiered beasts you see on TV weddings. Phonecall wake ups eff tee ell. I shall elaborate no further.

4. When i hit the road(henceforth to be called Jonathan hits the road oh nine) I'm gonna go to Boston and pick myself up a Jon Lester Red Sox jersey, I'm starting to love this guy, plucky cancer survivor turns out to be awesome...its heartwarming and yet still manages to deliver the goods(not unlike The Gilmore Girls). Remember when i really wanted a Josh Beckett jersey? Yeah well that was before you started to suck, Josh.

5. 5 Reasons why Saved By the Bell was better than Blossom.

• The Saved by the Bell theme tune was awesome, it had inexplicable floating sneakers and milkshakes. The Blossom theme tune featured the word opinianation...also inexplicable

• Zachary Morris was every red-blooded males hero...not only did he coast through life on minimal effort he did it while dating Kelly Kapowski...enough to drag the ten year old me kicking and screaming from his latency period.

• Zack's best friend was named Screech because of the high-pitched nature of his voice, Blossom's best friend was named Six...for reasons i could never really fathom.

• Every episode of Saved by the Bell the gang would be confronted by some form of problem that within the half hour they would resolve. Blossom's brother was a junkie alcoholic...the epitome of unresolved problems.

• "Blossom also helped briefly popularize casual hats with flowers on the brims, which were colloquially referred to as "Blossom hats."-Wiki
  
  With hair this good Zachary Morris did not require hats.
  

Jay,

that was some sketchy blogging, Happy Birthday America

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