Whats got two fingers and dont give a fuck?

One must ponder, if the answer is this man, what exactly was the question?

i can only assume its all part of 'arry's plan to do the unthinkable

first they came back for defoe, but we did not speak out cos we we're sick of 4-5-1

then they came back for Pascal, but we did not speak out cos we kinda missed his silly hair

and then they came back for rSol, but we did not speak out cos we were just used to this kind of shit by now

he's an evil genius, our harry

and yet no word on a return for steeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, my heart it bleeds

and just in case all this isnt enough for you...Jermain Defoe may not have been elligible for the Carling Cup Semi Final...in which he played

Wilson Palacios a nation turns its lonely eyes to you

"You're looking skinny like a model with your eyes all painted black//Just keep going to the bathroom, always say you'll be right back//Well, it takes one to know one, kid, I think you've got it bad//But what's so easy in the evening by the morning's such a drag//I got a flask inside my pocket, we can share it on the train//And if you promise to stay conscious I will try and do the same//We might die from medication, but we sure killed all the pain//But what was normal in the evening by the morning seems insane"

and if i forget you, il have no-one left to forget//but i guess thats what assholes get

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"Because there’s nothing like referencing plays you’ve never heard of"

Word...they must know though...they must...given that the plays mentioned are coincidentally the ones that are also referenced on Wikipedia...I'm a terrible student...just terrible

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"i fell in love with football, like i would later fall in love with women, without the slightest bit of thought to the pain it would cause me in the future"

Fuck You Tottenham Hotspur, Fuck You With A Stick

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"27th March - Animal Collective - Stiff Kitten"

HELLZ CHEH

"I'll suck off investors//ill suck off VCs//im losing my posture from time on my knees//they treat me so well//cause I'll do anything in the nature of service//but i need you to disprove my theory of the crows"

Jesus loves the Stooges

Rest in peace dude



"No fun to be around//Walking by myself//No fun to be alone//In love with nobody else//Well maybe go out, maybe stay home//maybe call Mom on the telephone"

Hang time is the worst acted show evar

my first post of the year was about Blossom...clearly it was meant to be this...i just carried away with all the big hats

Good Craic in 2008

1) Spurs winning the Carling Cup
2)Pukkelpop
3)The National in the Mandela-ela-ela
4)Euro 2008 and tins
5)Something else surely? There must have been five? oh...of course...the day we watched under siege one and two back to back followed by moonwalker...that was awesome


Poor Craic in 2008

1) Third year of uni
2) Never having any money
3) Having to sell my E.P ticket for rent money
4) The mass disappearance of Kyle M McNeely
5) Spurs being a jokeshop

Top Tunage of 2008

1) Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight
2) Magnetic Fields - Distortion
3) The Jane Bradfords - The Jane Bradfords
4) Why? - Alopecia
5) Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago

The Big Boys Dont Cry Moments of 2008

1) The Packers losing in the NFC championship game
2) Dimitar leaving me to face up to the night all by myself
3) The eighteenth of June oh eight
4) When Entourage got seriously emotional for a while there
5) That time i had a pro-evo goal wrongly ruled out for offside


The awww lads...lads...no seriously lads...moments of 2008

1) Andrew on that Wednesday
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2) Tommy bathroom confusion on his 21st
3) Gavin's beer wine and vodka extravaganza
4) Kyle into a Disney bag
5) My "well i may be fucked beyond recognition but i have all the sweets, i win" Shine experience


The Comedy Pulls of 2008

1) Ian "sticking the neck into" Carly after three seconds
2) Gerard snaking Rigsy's(admittedly rather hawt) ex
3) Andrew's Xmas Market altercation with Charlotte...well i was amused...gav not so much
4) Gav in work..."GAVIN MOORE, GAVIN MOORE, GAVIN MOORE"
5) BGA and the KKK-technically in 2008...just


The reddners of 2008

1) The condoms in the Sandhurst Kitchen incident
2) Una and her general lack of knocking
3) Me and Ryan's habit of wearing the same shirt to Tesco
4) Sinead O'Connor emotional moments(can i mention the same night twice...yes...i think its warranted)
5) Melissa's night of falling down

Quotes of the Year 2008(one offs)

1) Ive got an oedipus complex...for yer ma - (Tommy)
2) Thats why i keep baby wipes by my bed - (Fran)
3) I like him alright...i just wouldnt trust him to do construction work (Mark)
4) She was 23 and french...23 AND FRENCH...boudoir is a FRENCH word - (Bob)
5) -Which one of these are you macking on...i want the other, they're both slamming
-well, im going out with this one and the other is her lesbian sister sooooo....
-first of all...you're hitting that?...HELL YEAH, thats why you're my boy...second of all, a lesbian?...i should be upset but this is awesome...finally...FINALLY...my life is like a Weezer song (Ryan)

Quotes of the year 2008(repeated)
1) Cos we're from the estate (Ryan...ignoring that a Saintfield estate isnt quite the same but anyway)
2) Yer Auld Doll (Gerard)
3) Fucked...proper fucked...lads(unknown...someone connected to Ruth)
4) Get 'er bucked...Keep 'er lit...yeooooooooo(Pukkelpop collective)
5) William hach motherfucking jeebus...Christ (dying in brussels)


"there are things i'd like to do//but i dont know if they will be with you"

My opination on Blossom at 7.22 in the ay em

1. Why are they always in love...i mean...everytime they're in a relationship...its all "we're in love"...eugh...its sickening

2.Stoppit with the funny wordplay-you're not seinfeld

3. Why would you be two peas in a pot?

4.Old people arent funny...c'mon...everyone knows that

5.WAIT-they werent Jewish to begin with...thats just bizarre

6.OHHHHHH EMMMMMMM GEEEEEEEE...its ZACK MORRIS....look everyone...ZACK!!!...ZACK IS IN BLOSSOM

7.I would give almost anything to be Joey Lawrence in the 80's

8.This remains the worst theme tune of all time

9.Blossom is hotter than i remember...maybe i just need to sleep more

10. I, too, love infomercials

11. Wait a minute...is his catchphrase "eeeeehh"?...but thats the fonz's catchphrase

12.I hate six...gawd she's stupid

Hang time is on in fifteen minutes...this is the kind of quality tee vee you can only get when normal people are in bed


"And so as I have mentioned, the shelf-life was short//the plan wasn't working, despite what I thought//My ladies all left me alone in the end//so I had to switch the names around and sing it again//Every life-long-love, and every best friend, slips away into the past//Take my words with caution//I can't pretend that you're the first//and you won't be the last"