Whats got two fingers and dont give a fuck?

One must ponder, if the answer is this man, what exactly was the question?

i can only assume its all part of 'arry's plan to do the unthinkable

first they came back for defoe, but we did not speak out cos we we're sick of 4-5-1

then they came back for Pascal, but we did not speak out cos we kinda missed his silly hair

and then they came back for rSol, but we did not speak out cos we were just used to this kind of shit by now

he's an evil genius, our harry

and yet no word on a return for steeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, my heart it bleeds

and just in case all this isnt enough for you...Jermain Defoe may not have been elligible for the Carling Cup Semi Final...in which he played

Wilson Palacios a nation turns its lonely eyes to you

"You're looking skinny like a model with your eyes all painted black//Just keep going to the bathroom, always say you'll be right back//Well, it takes one to know one, kid, I think you've got it bad//But what's so easy in the evening by the morning's such a drag//I got a flask inside my pocket, we can share it on the train//And if you promise to stay conscious I will try and do the same//We might die from medication, but we sure killed all the pain//But what was normal in the evening by the morning seems insane"