Pukkel-what?

a.k.a the horribly self-indulgent blog of "yeah well it was funny if you were there" type things

• "Ahh lisburn road...you sexy mother fucker"
• "save us jeebus"
• "nah we're irish but we love your country"
• "annie, is jay resting his head on your crotch?"//"well yeah he is but he has a nice comfortable head so its ok"//"are you sure, cos kyle's head is on my crotch and im not sure im comfortable with it"
• "william hach motherfucking jeebus...christ"
• "daterape is the action"
• "id give you one for a bottle a coke"
• "i may have scoffed at the time but jams is horribly underused"
• "lads this toothpaste is in capsule form...lads this toothpaste is denture cleaner...my bad"
• "Yo Hetfield...whats the fucking craic...not enough angry truckers for ya...dont think im gonna cheer now...tardy fucker" *angry looks* "well il be off then"
• "Ahh it was just a misunderstanding between me and the laws of physics"
• "and im left stroking myself as usual"
• "gotta remember to stop pulling when you stop sucking...i was talking about the wine"
• we shoulda saved this for yesterday...wait"
• "urm boys...anyone looked at the tent in a while...urm yeah...its fucked...proper fucked...lads"
• "my wine...my baby...MY WINE BABY" *wails*
• "you can take the country outta the boy but you cant take the boy outta the country...i messed that up didnt i?"
• "like shitting out a raccoon"
• "well thats rohypnol for you...gotta get it over with quick"
• "i need a wet wipe and a fresh carlsberg...STAT"
• "all the best songs are secretly about being a greasy paedophile"
• "yeah well we've had six beers and a power nap already"
• "Marvin you stupid fuckhead...im gonna punch you in the pancreas"
• "all you have to do is get her so drunk she falls asleep...that came out wrong"
• "I dreamt i was on top of you last night// oh no you didn't"
• "get er bucked"//"keep er lit"//....yeoooooooo!
• "you know the way theres that wet rain and then that dry rain...this is wet rain"
• "sitting at the back of a field with yer bag of wine...classy...classy as always bradley"
• "there should be some kind of Mr muscle for cock block...wait that came out wrong"

I heart festivals

jay,

i think i may be all grown up