I got nothing to say but say away anyway

1.You may recall about a year ago i lamented that it appeared the FTSE was always down..."why do you care?" you all inquired "its not like it affects us" you all said and yet here we are in the financial meltdown that i predicated and you all doubted. So with that in mind here are my predictions for the next twelve months


-- Fetch will happen


--Spurs will either get relegated, stage a ridiculous and miraculous comeback or do something in between


--Chinese Democracy wont be released


--The cubbies, the poor poor cubbies, still wont win


--Kyle will get married

--Andrew will be shipped to Iraq


--Gav will be a daddy


--I will be involved in a double homicide



2. So Jamie-Lynn is pregnant again, eh? Somebody get that lass a chastity belt for Christmas...failing that a condom...no wait, its Christmas...a ribbed condom



3. I love walking through Belfast at night with my ipod...walking...walking with nowhere to go...just walking...it does of course make it hard to explain where ive been when i return




4. Im considering getting a tombstone with Jonathan D. Bradley on it tattooed on my back...too creepy? just creepy enough?



5. There are some things that in life are just unacceptable. The Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays making the World Series would be one of those things. Jon Lester, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Lets repeat...for the craic like



6.People are strange creatures...AU is consistently bad and yet i buy it every month, sports continually breaks my heart but i watch every game, i hated the first LotR film more than anything ive ever witnessed that didnt involve Justin Lee Collins and still watched the sequels...whats with the intrinsic value to keep going back to things that are bad...no really im asking?


7.The peep show wedding episode is ridiculously funny...and yet it got me thinking. I would never have the cojones to call off a wedding or to go through with a wedding...therefore i can never propose...luckily i dont have the cojones to propose...but if i was in a relationship that lasted proposing style length would i have the cojones not to propose...the only way to knock this on the head is to never be in a relationship i guess...ah well, no great loss...im a lone wolf...like Luke in Gilmore Girls...*turns cap backwards*





8. Mail goggle is a brilliant idea...anyone ever tried to do math drunk...its harder than ignoring the urge to drunkenly contact people. If only i could set it up for my phone...



9.Terrible blog...my mistakes were made for you...always




Jay,
"and hang your holiday rainbow lights in the garden//hang your holiday rainbow lights in the garden and I’ll//I’ll bring a nice icy drink to you//Let me come over I can waste your time I’m bored//Invite me to the war every night of the summer"