Worse Things Happen At Sea: everthing alrigh-oh

1. There's an anti-bullying poster on the bus stop outside. It says that to kick out(cos its a football themed poster y'see...oh ho ho...puns) that kids should enter a poetry and art competition.

ummmm

these are eight year old kids...eight year old bullies are gonna stop and think to themselves i should stop wailing on this kid cos he wrote a poem?...oh man...i mean really...i hope the kids dont listen...there'd be so many wedgies

As we all know the correct way to stop bullying is to beat up somebody in front of them...its what south park taught us

2.Took a gander at the NME cool list...i hadnt heard of some of the people in it...but then in a world where Alice "why has nobody noticed i look like a boy?" Glass* is the best we got i dont wanna be cool.

For the record:

1.Jason Pierce
2.Karen O
3.Ryan Jarman
4.Pete Doherty

5. Julian Casablancas

(look at her...donchee look like a boy?)

3.You know those guys that all girls complain about...the type that are actively sickened by the thought of a girlfriend...i became one...i didnt even realise...just sat back one day having a conversation and out it came...curious.

4.Everyone should see Neon Neon...of course, you cant...cos they're only doing one tour...well you really missed the boat on that one...so very, VERY, good.

5. I dont wish to pee on the parade(i like it when you are all happy...believe me i do) but in the last eight years the national debt of America has doubled since, you know, the beginning of time...that takes more than eight years to fix. All that guff in the Middle East...takes more than eight years to fix. All this "change" is gonna take longer than the fella has...but urm...yes...yay i guess?

*i actually think Crystal Castles are okay...she's just really not cool s'all