2. I have never witnessed less baseball in the opening week, rain-outs, work, formals, west coast time zones mean that today's game, the sixth of the season...SIXTH, is the first sox game i shall see in its entirety
3. Laura's belief that every routine fly ball will be dropped will no doubt have been strengthened by the mets allowing two runs to score on what is the third out 9999999/10000000
4. The Marlns defence is absolutely horrible
5.Their pitching however, is going to be surprisingly solid
6. My belief that picking dreamboat in my fantasy team would kick-start his stuttering career has proved sadly overly optimistic
7. On the subject, for a guy with a job, a degree in progress and a girlfriend i spend far too much time devoted to fantasy baseball
8. Poor V-tek...even the umpire was surprised when you actually hit the ball
9. "Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's four in the morning. Too much to drink. So, the Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."
Oh Julian Tavarez...rarely have i enjoyed watching someone pitch less...however you remain unintentionally hilarious
10. Rest in peace
"you made it clear you didnt care//you never did pretend//at least in the end//you'd never try and fuck my friends"
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