The self destruct button is a green one.

My thoughts on Glastonbury from the comfort of in front of my telebox...


1.Sure eyebrows were raised but Kings Of Leon have everything to be a headliner, shit-load of tunes with a tee and great hair...its all i look for anyway.

2.The Winehouse-o-meter

0-5 Blake mentions- she's laying it on a bit thick but we'll let her away with it
6-10 Blake mentions- well this is distracting
11-15 Blake mentions- she knows he's just a scummy convict right?
16-73 Blake mentions- Somebody get that big-haired bitch of the stage

3."oh noes its the smug lizards that are The Ting Tings"

4.BBC3-ensuring that you can see The Pigeon Detectives in all their pubic haired haircut glory at any hour of the day

5.Alice Practice is a great song, Crystal Castles are muck live and Alice Glass is the kind of girl who would annoy you to look at.

6.If the Mandela escapade was anything to go by I'm the only one but i would watch Jason Pierce play all day.

7.I don't care if Ryan does want to wear a dress The Cribs are still the best British band of the last five years.

8.People who doubted Jay-Z are dumb, as if seventy thousand middle class white people throwing their diamonds in the sky wasn't gonna be the most entertaining thing of the whole weekend.

9.A year ago to the week Fight Like Apes opened for La Faro in the Limelight...silly.

10.Spend five minutes with me and you'll know my love of the phrase "play the singles so we can all go home" but seriously Ashcroft, ya gotta hold SOMETHING back.

11.I don't like to be repetitive(who are we kidding? I love to be repetitive)but man, The National are so, so awesome.

12.It's not cos she's fat, its not cos she doesn't shave, its not cos she's a lesbian, its not cause she's trailer trash its cos she's just plain shit.

13.We're all happy Panic At The Disco dropped the emo-ness(but not the exclaim-i like a sense of urgency) but what happened exactly? They just woke up one day and thought "y'know what maybe daddy did pay me enough attention as a child after all"?

14.Nothing Compares 2 U is the greatest cover song of all time. Why try and re-cover it Hot Chip...bush league!

15.Martha Wainwright on at 12 in the afternoon? its ok Martha, i still love you.

16.Don't get me wrong if anyone could pull off becoming self-appointed royalty its Solomon Burke(he wrote Don't Give Up On Me for chrissakes) but calling yourself King Solomon Burke is just weird.

17.I understand Zutons bloke, i know its an easy mistake to make but going out with a beautiful girl when you're not a beautiful man is not an excuse to stop getting haircuts...you look ridiculous.


Jay,
If G'N'R really wanted to get back together they could just get donna from That 70's Show to be Axel.
{o,o}
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