Doncha know that all my heroes diiiiiiiied

Ok it took me a week of thought, a number of drafts and alot of deep thinking to come up with five woman i find sexually attractive but here we are. Type it up, laminate it and stick it in the wallet.

1) Karen Lee Orzolek

2) Jenny Lewis

3) Zooey Deschannel

4) Jemina Pearl
5) Mary Kate Olsen

Why Mary Kate Olsen you ask?

well mainly cos she looks like this...I just wanna sleep next to her in shitty apartments to keep her warm while we shoot heroin into each others arms as she vociferously abuses me about my lack of ambition

we'd be the modern day Kurt and Courtney

There's a very real possibility that my belief in the benefits of abusive yet passionate relationships will eventually be my undoing. I mean, i have a smart mouth, i can see a temperamental lady just stabbing me one day...I'm lovely sometimes though...i swear...well my granny thinks so.

jay,

"I'm gonna get me a motor car//Maybe a Jaguar//Maybe a plane or a day of fame// I'm gonna be a millionaire//So can you take me there//Wanna be wild 'cos my life's so tame"