A retraction...an almost quasi-apology

1. Not to all of you...but a heartfelt apology to those to whom my blog is their only contact with the outside world. While my last post coupled with the only week-long blog hiatus in my posting history may indicate that the end was indeed nigh, it wasnt the world is still going strong...well as strong as it was before anyway.

2. Shave, shave, shave, jolts...uh-oh...no beard...none at all

3. Somehow, some way, sometime i'm gonna have to look straighter...this cant go on...it just cant.

4. Sandy Cohen, a hero to the giant-eyebrowed everywhere

5. Everybody seems very excited about the new KoL album...which is fine...but it does come out on the same day as Tv on the Radio...who lets be honest...are infinetly better...not just than Tennesse's finest sons of preacher men... than everyone

6. Has Queens ever (like EVER) got anything right first time...who employs these computer people?

7. There are computer games to teach you how to cook...on the computer...you dont learn to ACTUALLY cook...you learn to computer cook...WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEARN TO REALLY COOK?!?!

8. I need one of those many law-students i seem to collect to tell me if its legal for me to marry the Green Bay Packers. That is of course assuming ladyhawke turns me down...which she would...cos if she ever asked me about her music id be forced to say well, y'know...its a'ight.

9. My throat feels funny...*thinks back to 4th year biology*...oh...oooooh....OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! shoite

10. Ah, i see, this how people who liked their fellow class-mates in highschool felt when we all went our different ways. If this month had a montage there would be a serious amount of Bon Jovi goin on the background. neeeeeeever say goooooodbye neeeeeeeever say gooooodbyiiiieeeeeeee

11. Like new itunes, dont like new facebook...not one bit


Jay,
"you coulda made a safer bet//but what you break is what you get//you wake up in the bed you make//I think you made a big mistake//you own me//lucky you"