I have nothing to blog about...

Today my big original thought was how for masturbation being socially unacceptable to talk about there are alot of songs about it


heres my(quite obvious) top 5

1)Blister in The Sun - Violent Femmes

2)Touch Myself - The Divinyls

3)Thinking About You - Radiohead

4)Dancing With Myself - Billy Joel...tho i prefer the Nouvelle Vague version methinks

5) Turning Japanese - The Vapours...unless someone can categorically prove that Whip It by Devo is about doing the durty to yerself



"and im with another boy//he's asleep, im wide awake//and he tried to win my heart//but its taken . . . . . time//i know the shape of your hands because i watch em when you talk//and i know the shape of your body cause i watch it when you walk"