Im a little like the anti-shaft...

...in the sense that i'm not a complicated man, im a very simple man-child, the kind of fellow who says things like "ya can shove yer halo 4, computer games were better when it was just avoiding barrels thrown by an inexplicably angry monkey". As such the following rather simple things make life worth smiling through...

• Cartoons...not your witty satirical cartoons exposing the foibles of society, nope none of that for me. Im talking Wile E. Coyote running off the edge of a cliff and gravity only takes effect when he looks down type thing...ive spent the better part of my afternoons lolzing all over the shop at this kinda thing.

• The noise that rice crispies make. You know that ad where the kids practically dip their faces in their cereal bowl to count the snap, crackle and pops...those kids knew how to have a good time.

• The fact that the face-wash, smells just like the pop-corn jelly beans.
  

• Soccerball, unlike life, is full of certainties. The Germans will beat a far superior footballing team utiliising only their sheer efficiancy(check), the team i support will lose in the most excruciatingly painfull way known to man, Poor Croatia, poor brave Croatia(check) and the Dutch will storm through the groups only to cock-up in the knockout stages(check). For that reason and that reason alone, i took great pleasure in Spain beating Italy in a proper game for the first time since my great-granda was just a glint in my great-great granda's eye.
  

• Singing Frightened Rabbit in my very best Scottish accent for days on end.

"I'llllll wait with Snake, He's soft inside but not as soft as you, I looooove Snake, But i love you more he's no substitute, I'lll wait with youuuu sooooon" (<3)

"JONATHAN!!!!!!!"

"Yes, sir mumsington?"

"please, PLEASE stop pretending to be Scottish!"

"no can do imafraid"

"grrrr"

• Forcing Miffy to do the Gilmore Girls theme tune dance so im not doing it by myself...cos that would be crazy...certainly crazier than treating a rabbit like a person...ROYSH???

• Getting bored so hitting the view next blog button a few times...lots of crazy Americans posting pictures of their kids. I kinda assumed it would be geekish bedroom boys with nothing better to do...i have no idea what made me think that...none at all...nope not a clue. *shifts awkwardly in chair*

urm yeah see my next installment for pictures of me and my kids doing stuff...ya gotta move with the times i guess...il give the blogging public what they want.

J.A.Y,

Get well soon Carl, co-captain of the good ship albion,

RIP George Carlin, general ledgend.

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