1.Astronaut- Ever wonder why im such a fan of Tromphe Le Monde and Homer Goes to Space? Childhood dreams of being an astronaut my friends. Now while its clear to all that im in peak physical condition there may be one problem, i get travel sick...i imagine thats amplified in space...and nobody wants vom splashing round there space helmet...no one.
2. Shortstop for the Boston Red Sox- While many have pointed out the fact that ive never
played an organised game in baseball despite being 20years old, the age i should be playing college ball, may be a problem. However, i pose this question to you...did Edgar Renteria orJulio Lugo ever look like they had played the game of baseball?...Exactly.
3. Rock Star- Im clearly hot enough to be a rockstar, ive clearly got the attitude to be a rockstar, im well versed in the history of music so would have great influences...the list of pros goes on and on. Sadly i have no musical talent to speak of...a shame really. Well it didnt stop The Automatic i hear you say...well dont say it again, you're not funny
4. Bus company owner- Ulsterbus fare increases are raping my wallet, i could be the guy that stands up to this social injustice. I'll stand in the europa bus centre and yell how i wont stand for it anymore...im gonna create my own bus company, one with fair prices, buses that dont smell like piss and a headphone rule for music...itl be glorious...GLORIOUS!!!ONE ONE ONE!!!
5.Be the new Betty Ford- I love the troubled lasses...i havent really worked out why yet...but one day i will. Until then, i could open a centre for people like lalohan and the britster to get away from all the paparazzo attention and to detox...and they'd love me for it natrually.
6. Journalist- The obvious pro here is that its actually something i want to do, the obvious con sadly is that no-one reads my articles bar my mother even when they're free let alone if you had to pay for them
7. Man whore- unemotional sex, lottsa money, the belief that a rich sugar momma would
eventually save me from my life of squalor. Why it could be like pretty woman.
conclusion- im not ready for the world of work
jay,
i know that you know that you've become the target of these hands//i know that you know that you're the only thing that i can stand
1 comment:
Gareth wants me to inform you that he would read your articles if he had to pay for them - it's the free he objects to... What about fabulous music blogger who starts all the good/bad buzz?
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