My name is Jonas

I think we're all looking at the Jonas Brothers in the wrong way here. Sure their smalzy pap-pop is pretty unbearable and that holier than Jesus at the Crucifixion act is wearing thin at this stage but just look at it this way, we're all going to get to watch their moral and spiritual demise unfold in front of our very eyes, and that will be gloriously entertaining.

Why do you think Russel Brand is so mortally offended by their existence? I'll tell you, my friends, i'll tell you with a visual aid

I mean if you squint through one eye and don't look through the other they're practically the same person. I imagine Russel was once like J.J; young, fresh and baby faced but then he got the roide and started doing heroin(these events may well be connected) and look at him now. We all know this promise ring lark cant last(i mean Jarvis was right, there really is nothing else to do) so once he breaks the inevitable slide into sordid drug addled rent boy can begin...and we can watch...and laugh...and perhaps point...unless pointing is too mean.





On the subject of glorious train wreck demises...




I'm as big a Britney apologist as there is out there and even i cant believe we're expected to believe that's her body...i mean look at the twig like ankles and wrists...that's before we even start on the bronzed goddess colouring. I, for one, like her better when she's short,plump and pasty...whose with me? Lets all go watch Ugly Betty and burn bras?

also this snake thing is becoming a fetish with the girl



Jay,
"when i was in bad shape i'll never forgive what you'd always say//'what are we gonna do with you//you don't make it easy on me, do you?'"